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SLYTHERCLAW
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I write too little and I talk too much. I stumble over words and fancy myself an intellectual. I'm the one making and laughing at lame jokes. I have a weird obsession with being the eccentric sidekick. I reblog sporadically but when I do, it's an avalanche. I read too much fan fiction and watch too many Youtube videos and have too many creys and feels.
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stairs-to-nowhere:

the-fast-and-the-fluffiest:

j-a-s-u:

My friend told me about a watercolouring techinque where you mix sugar and water and after “painting” the paper with the liquid, you add the watercolour.

I wanted to try it out and took a couple of photos…

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I give up arting forever

What the hell

POSTED ON September 18, 2014 With 211,825 notes × PERMALINK

genderqueerbarnes:

Stop telling nonbinary bisexuals that bisexuality is not inclusive to nonbinary folk 2k14

Stop telling nonbinary bisexuals that we’re ~*~actually pansexual~*~ 2k14

Stop defining bisexuality for bisexuals 2k14

POSTED ON September 18, 2014 With 572 notes × PERMALINK

silentauroriamthereal:

peacelovehappinessandwriting:

jamesfactscalvin:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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scurrilizzie:

adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

like on the daily

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"What did that mean?”

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david:

There are so many kinds of toothbrushes.

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(Source: howverypleb)

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Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

POSTED ON September 17, 2014 With 167,035 notes × PERMALINK
savedher:

Jack (larger version here)

savedher:

Jack (larger version here)

All things begin and end as stories.

(Source: kevingarvy)

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(Source: teen-wolf)

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(Source: maleficent2014)

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snacksandharts:

iconic

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