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I write too little and I talk too much. I stumble over words and fancy myself an intellectual. I'm the one making and laughing at lame jokes. I have a weird obsession with being the eccentric sidekick. I reblog sporadically but when I do, it's an avalanche. I read too much fan fiction and watch too many Youtube videos and have too many creys and feels.
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dread-pirate-bucky:

I couldn’t sleep therefore Ultimate Post-TWS Stucky headcanon. This got long like almost 2k what the fuck brain can I at least sleep now.

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So imagine that Bucky just can’t remember anything, even after weeks of therapy and recovery, after reading every book about the Howling Commandos, watching all the videos, listening to any story Steve is willing to tell (Steve doesn’t tell him much, the stubborn bastard, insists he should have patience, it’ll come to him.)



And he’s frustrated but he trusts Steve (don’t ask him why) (it’s the puppy eyes probably also Steve’s a terrible liar) but then Steve needs to attend important Avenger business so he’s away a lot and Bucky’s alone and watches a lot of crap TV and then one night he’s watching one of these home video shows and there’s this one kid stepping on a skateboard, falling flat on his face, cue the laugh track. Bucky’s not sure how that’s funny but then again he once spent an entire afternoon laughing instead of renovating their tiny apartment after Steve had tripped over his feet – which is impressive, considering how tiny they were – and stepped right into a bucket of paint so maybe this stuff being funny was a case of you had to be there.



It hits him a moment later.

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POSTED ON April 18, 2014 With 355 notes × PERMALINK

Captain America: First Avenger special features - Howling Commandos

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can we talk about sebastian stan’s legs for a moment?

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yunuen:

fake movies: avengers lady centric au (for nyssa)

Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team. 

tldr; the ladies save the world instead

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buckyderp:

if you don’t think this is the saddest thing in the whole of the MCU then you’re very very wrong.

POSTED ON April 16, 2014 With 15,496 notes × PERMALINK

justcourtneyy:

fave pics of sebastian cutie pie stan

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nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

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what’s going on

what’s going on

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saucefactory:

marielikestodraw:

Reblogging for science. Again. Science of what, you ask? Just… Science.

LOOK AT THOSE PECS BOUNCE IN THE FIRST GIF

ALSO LOOK AT HOW HARD THOSE NIPPLES ARE

ALSO

ALSO

AFLAKSJDFKLADSFJDLKD

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saucefactory:

YEAH. OH, YEAH. GIMME ALL THE SIZE DIFFERENCE KINK. GIMME PRE-SERUM!STEVE BEING SO TINY THAT BUCKY CAN LITERALLY PICK HIM UP AND THROW HIM ONTO A BED, OR EFFORTLESSLY HOLD HIM UP AGAINST A SHOWER DOOR WHILE FUCKING HIM, OR FOLD HIM IN HALF AND RUT INTO HIM HARD ENOUGH TO SLAM THE HEADBOARD AGAINST THE WALL, OR CURL ALL THE WAY AROUND HIM AT NIGHT TO KEEP HIM WARM.

saucefactory:

YEAH. OH, YEAH. GIMME ALL THE SIZE DIFFERENCE KINK. GIMME PRE-SERUM!STEVE BEING SO TINY THAT BUCKY CAN LITERALLY PICK HIM UP AND THROW HIM ONTO A BED, OR EFFORTLESSLY HOLD HIM UP AGAINST A SHOWER DOOR WHILE FUCKING HIM, OR FOLD HIM IN HALF AND RUT INTO HIM HARD ENOUGH TO SLAM THE HEADBOARD AGAINST THE WALL, OR CURL ALL THE WAY AROUND HIM AT NIGHT TO KEEP HIM WARM.

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afadingoctober:

"Then finish it. ‘Cause I’m with you till the end of the line"

"I can do this on my own"

"That’s the thing pal, you don’t have to"

"I had him on the ropes"

"I know you did"

"I’m you’re friend"

"You’re my mission"

"I knew him"

POSTED ON April 14, 2014 With 58 notes × PERMALINK

superwhohanni:

stucky is the perfect ship though because

1940s au?

military au?

some sort of au where they’re trying to kill each other?

it’s all canon

POSTED ON April 14, 2014 With 159 notes × PERMALINK
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