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SLYTHERCLAW
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I write too little and I talk too much. I stumble over words and fancy myself an intellectual. I'm the one making and laughing at lame jokes. I have a weird obsession with being the eccentric sidekick. I reblog sporadically but when I do, it's an avalanche. I read too much fan fiction and watch too many Youtube videos and have too many creys and feels.
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femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

POSTED ON September 1, 2014 With 10,851 notes × PERMALINK
obeydeekitty:




Damn!!

PURE MOTHER FUCKING REVENGE

Dammmm fucken right !

obeydeekitty:

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Damn!!

PURE MOTHER FUCKING REVENGE

Dammmm fucken right !

heart:

shoutout to the guy at my school that told me “nobody uses a computer anymore.”

POSTED ON September 1, 2014 With 22,227 notes × PERMALINK

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo)

POSTED ON September 1, 2014 With 62,243 notes × PERMALINK

wordswilltellyouall:

fullmetaldokis:

softgrass:

when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting 

this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read

What makes it even sadder is the fact that there is not even one exclamation mark in there

POSTED ON September 1, 2014 With 428,997 notes × PERMALINK

americachavez:

to all the young babies who follow me:

hello you precious angels listen to your wise old fandom grandma and don’t ask celebrities about your otp or fanfiction or fandom in general trust me babies when you are a few years older you will not regret heeding my words and will thank me for averting that massive amount of embarrassment

POSTED ON September 1, 2014 With 27,722 notes × PERMALINK
badotskieee:

bless your soul

badotskieee:

bless your soul

(Source: vividl-ve)

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

(Source: kristyskrushers)

POSTED ON September 1, 2014 With 166,155 notes × PERMALINK

safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

POSTED ON September 1, 2014 With 182,081 notes × PERMALINK

jedamethis:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

*gets annoyed with a friend in scotland* you’re doing my Edinburgh

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-teesa-:

8.26.14

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mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

POSTED ON September 1, 2014 With 2,874 notes × PERMALINK
lacigreen:

i have seen hell

lacigreen:

i have seen hell

(Source: allthebestofmemes)

thingsforwilliam:

chloridecleansing:

Hint to men everywhere: You can’t reclaim the word ‘slut’ because you’re the ones who’ve used the word to objectify women and justify countless attacks of violence and rape that you have committed. Don’t let that shit pass your lips. 

I had this argument the other day.

POSTED ON September 1, 2014 With 47 notes × PERMALINK

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

POSTED ON September 1, 2014 With 52,708 notes × PERMALINK
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